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The adoration of the gels.

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

A Manicure

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

Slug Bait- snails love it

Snail Racing

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Local food for local consumption

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

Snail Pattern Balding.

Cartoon showing a group snails, one has a large shell underneath him. Another snail, observing, says to his mate: "Another basement conversion.".

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

'Try one - they're crunchy on the outside with a chewy centre.'

"Every Thursday I do her nails."

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

"You're right, I can totally see my lung."

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

Snail: 'Do you mean to tell me I'm not a credible author?!'

'You're on Deck! Wilson! Hurry up with that pedicure!'

Snail Coach

'I'm sorry, but just don't think I can handle a long distance relationship right now.'

Snail trap

"He's at that awkward age."

"Apparently there's been a slowdown in China."

"Relax. I'm just here to trim your nails."

Transylvanian Snails.

The Manicure.