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The adoration of the gels.

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

A Manicure

Slug Bait- snails love it

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Local food for local consumption

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

Snail Racing

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

Snail Pattern Balding.

Cartoon showing a group snails, one has a large shell underneath him. Another snail, observing, says to his mate: "Another basement conversion.".

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

"Every Thursday I do her nails."

'Try one - they're crunchy on the outside with a chewy centre.'

Snail Coach

Snail: 'Do you mean to tell me I'm not a credible author?!'

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

"You're right, I can totally see my lung."

'If you don't stop biting your nails, you're going to ruin your teeth.'

'I'm sorry, but just don't think I can handle a long distance relationship right now.'

Repossessions

"Apparently there's been a slowdown in China."

Snail trap

"He's at that awkward age."

"Relax. I'm just here to trim your nails."

Transylvanian Snails.