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'Yes, I called you. I've broken a finger nail!'

"Your nails look much better. But that wasn't why I gave you the file."

'Goodness, have you been clawing your way to the top?'

Manicure - "Would Madam like the house red?"

A Manicure

'A gift certificate to get my nails done for an anniversary gift? I'm declawed!'

"Every Thursday I do her nails."

'I'm feeling glamorous today - I've painted my toe-nails.'

'If the lion doesn't eat him, we'll eat him.'

"You have a long life line... and where DO you get your nails done?"

"Mindy, can you fetch the garden shears please?"

"I love your black nail polish."

Nail bar

Nail Gun Manicure

Nail Appointment

Manicurist wanted by shipwrecked man

Free Bonus Social Realist Fingernail Art

Red in tooth and claw.

'Being a secretary is really neat, Mr. Foskett -- I just love this white nail polish!'

Badly applied nail varnish.

The adoration of the gels.

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

'You're on Deck! Wilson! Hurry up with that pedicure!'

'I grow all our tomatoes. I grow all our spinach. All you do is complain about the cost of my twice weekly manicures.'

Level up your game with a MANicure.

"Relax. I'm just here to trim your nails."

The Manicure.

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

Veni, Vidi, Vici, Mani, Pedi.

Our manicure special today is 'Text Message Tips.' I contour your nails so you can hit all those tiny little keys!

'What do you think? Edible nail polish.'

'My best client? You must be kidding. When she comes I work like for four people but I only receive one person's tips.'