Nails Connoisseur T-Shirts

'I grow all our tomatoes. I grow all our spinach. All you do is complain about the cost of my twice weekly manicures.'

The adoration of the gels.

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

Wordplay: Gastropod.

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

A Manicure

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Snail Racing

Local food for local consumption

Slug Bait- snails love it

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

'Do you mind!!?'

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

Snail Pattern Balding.

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

Ewww

Snail Man

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

Cartoon showing a group snails, one has a large shell underneath him. Another snail, observing, says to his mate: "Another basement conversion.".

"Every Thursday I do her nails."

Snail Coach

Congratulations! When are you due?

Snail Mail

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

'You're on Deck! Wilson! Hurry up with that pedicure!'

"You're right, I can totally see my lung."

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'

"In your own time, Brian, in your own time."

'I'm sorry, but just don't think I can handle a long distance relationship right now.'

'Well, actually my first big break was a slither-on part in 'one was flown into the cuckoo's nest'.'

Snail crossing

'Yes. I'm from India. . . How did you guess?'

Snail trap