Nails Connoisseur Mugs

'I grow all our tomatoes. I grow all our spinach. All you do is complain about the cost of my twice weekly manicures.'

The adoration of the gels.

Wordplay: Gastropod.

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

A Manicure

Slug Bait- snails love it

Snail Racing

Local food for local consumption

"Trust me. Don't do it."

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

'Do you mind!!?'

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

Cartoon showing a group snails, one has a large shell underneath him. Another snail, observing, says to his mate: "Another basement conversion.".

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

Snail Man

Snail Pattern Balding.

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

"Every Thursday I do her nails."

Snail Coach

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

"You're right, I can totally see my lung."

Snail Mail

'You're on Deck! Wilson! Hurry up with that pedicure!'

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'

'I'm sorry, but just don't think I can handle a long distance relationship right now.'

'Yes. I'm from India. . . How did you guess?'

Snail crossing

'Well, actually my first big break was a slither-on part in 'one was flown into the cuckoo's nest'.'

Snail trap

"He's at that awkward age."