Nail Care Enthusiast Mugs

"Relax. I'm just here to trim your nails."

'Now, will you consider cutting your toenails?'

The adoration of the gels.

A Manicure

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

"Every Thursday I do her nails."

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

'Yes, Jeb, they do resemble the cow's symptoms...'

"Yes, use an electric toothbrush but you still have to floss."

'You're on Deck! Wilson! Hurry up with that pedicure!'

The Manicure.

'I grow all our tomatoes. I grow all our spinach. All you do is complain about the cost of my twice weekly manicures.'

'This is DESTROYING my manicure, Steve!'

Sunday morning provides a time to contemplate the state of our souls. Or soles, as the case may be.

'Please become a NHS dentist!'

"Please point out the problem tooth."

Veni, Vidi, Vici, Mani, Pedi.

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

My New Year's resolution is to be a better person. Very noble. I want to work harder to improve the planet. What's your resolution, mom? Pretty much the same. To be a better-looking person? Hey! It's planetary cleanup. Nan's Hair and Nails.

'You don't have to worry about me, I just want to know who does your nails.'

Red in tooth and claw.

'What are you doing? We only take the teeth they leave under the pillow.'

'What do you think? Edible nail polish.'

'My best client? You must be kidding. When she comes I work like for four people but I only receive one person's tips.'

'Let's see... how many squeezes did that commercial say to put on the brush?'

'Does your company have a dental plan?'

"I guess I don't have to give you another toothbrush, since I suspect the one I gave you last time is still as good as new."

'Oh great, now I broke a nail.'

'You don't know how lucky you are having tentacles instead of arms. I spend a fortune in manicure.'

God's Manicure.

"I said I wanted to go to Stacey's Nail Bar."

Ladies night at the bowling alley.

Dentimony.

Cuticles Ugly-cles.