Nail Care Enthusiast Mugs

"Relax. I'm just here to trim your nails."

'Now, will you consider cutting your toenails?'

The adoration of the gels.

A Manicure

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

"Every Thursday I do her nails."

"Yes, use an electric toothbrush but you still have to floss."

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

'You're on Deck! Wilson! Hurry up with that pedicure!'

'Yes, Jeb, they do resemble the cow's symptoms...'

The Manicure.

'I grow all our tomatoes. I grow all our spinach. All you do is complain about the cost of my twice weekly manicures.'

'Please become a NHS dentist!'

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

Red in tooth and claw.

'You don't have to worry about me, I just want to know who does your nails.'

"Please point out the problem tooth."

Veni, Vidi, Vici, Mani, Pedi.

'What are you doing? We only take the teeth they leave under the pillow.'

'What do you think? Edible nail polish.'

'My best client? You must be kidding. When she comes I work like for four people but I only receive one person's tips.'

'Let's see... how many squeezes did that commercial say to put on the brush?'

'Does your company have a dental plan?'

"I guess I don't have to give you another toothbrush, since I suspect the one I gave you last time is still as good as new."

'Oh great, now I broke a nail.'

"I said I wanted to go to Stacey's Nail Bar."

'You don't know how lucky you are having tentacles instead of arms. I spend a fortune in manicure.'

God's Manicure.

Dentimony.

Cuticles Ugly-cles.

'If the lion doesn't eat him, we'll eat him.'

"Pedicure is booming, but manicure is dead."