Nail Care Lovers Mugs

Nail Clippers Circle Like Sharks.

The adoration of the gels.

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

A Manicure

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

"Every Thursday I do her nails."

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

'You're on Deck! Wilson! Hurry up with that pedicure!'

'Yes, Jeb, they do resemble the cow's symptoms...'

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

The Manicure.

'I grow all our tomatoes. I grow all our spinach. All you do is complain about the cost of my twice weekly manicures.'

"Relax. I'm just here to trim your nails."

'...'Throw down my hair'? In this condition?'

Red in tooth and claw.

hair brushing: 'ninety-eight,ninety-nine...One hundred.'

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

'You don't have to worry about me, I just want to know who does your nails.'

Veni, Vidi, Vici, Mani, Pedi.

'My best client? You must be kidding. When she comes I work like for four people but I only receive one person's tips.'

'What do you think? Edible nail polish.'

"I said I wanted to go to Stacey's Nail Bar."

'You don't know how lucky you are having tentacles instead of arms. I spend a fortune in manicure.'

God's Manicure.

'Oh great, now I broke a nail.'

Cuticles Ugly-cles.

"Pedicure is booming, but manicure is dead."

'Go ahead. I just love to have my nails cut.'

Nail Gun Manicure

'Now, will you consider cutting your toenails?'

'Please, Mom! All the other kids are wearing them.'

"You have a long life line... and where DO you get your nails done?"