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Nail Clippers Circle Like Sharks.

The adoration of the gels.

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

A Manicure

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

"Every Thursday I do her nails."

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

'Yes, Jeb, they do resemble the cow's symptoms...'

'You're on Deck! Wilson! Hurry up with that pedicure!'

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

The Manicure.

"Relax. I'm just here to trim your nails."

'I grow all our tomatoes. I grow all our spinach. All you do is complain about the cost of my twice weekly manicures.'

Sunday morning provides a time to contemplate the state of our souls. Or soles, as the case may be.

'This is DESTROYING my manicure, Steve!'

'...'Throw down my hair'? In this condition?'

Red in tooth and claw.

Veni, Vidi, Vici, Mani, Pedi.

hair brushing: 'ninety-eight,ninety-nine...One hundred.'

'You don't have to worry about me, I just want to know who does your nails.'

My New Year's resolution is to be a better person. Very noble. I want to work harder to improve the planet. What's your resolution, mom? Pretty much the same. To be a better-looking person? Hey! It's planetary cleanup. Nan's Hair and Nails.

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

'What do you think? Edible nail polish.'

'My best client? You must be kidding. When she comes I work like for four people but I only receive one person's tips.'

'You don't know how lucky you are having tentacles instead of arms. I spend a fortune in manicure.'

Ladies night at the bowling alley.

"I said I wanted to go to Stacey's Nail Bar."

'Oh great, now I broke a nail.'

God's Manicure.

Cuticles Ugly-cles.

Manicures. New style. It looks like they're creating something hazardous there. It's not nice pointing fingers.

'Go ahead. I just love to have my nails cut.'

"Pedicure is booming, but manicure is dead."

'If the lion doesn't eat him, we'll eat him.'

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