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"Does this shade of nail polish make me look fat?"

The adoration of the gels.

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

A Manicure

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

"Every Thursday I do her nails."

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

'You're on Deck! Wilson! Hurry up with that pedicure!'

"Relax. I'm just here to trim your nails."

The Manicure.

'I grow all our tomatoes. I grow all our spinach. All you do is complain about the cost of my twice weekly manicures.'

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

'That line means good managerial skills!'

Our manicure special today is 'Text Message Tips.' I contour your nails so you can hit all those tiny little keys!

Palm Reading

Red in tooth and claw.

'What do you think? Edible nail polish.'

'My best client? You must be kidding. When she comes I work like for four people but I only receive one person's tips.'

God's Manicure.

'You don't know how lucky you are having tentacles instead of arms. I spend a fortune in manicure.'

"I said I wanted to go to Stacey's Nail Bar."

"Yes I can read palms and if you don't remove yours from my thigh, you'll be reading my palm with your face!"

Cuticles Ugly-cles.

'Will I run for President, you ask? H-m-m-m...let's see what the ol' 'Palm' reading predicts!'

'Now, will you consider cutting your toenails?'

"You have a long life line... and where DO you get your nails done?"

'I think your 10 o' clock appointment's arrived.'

'Go ahead. I just love to have my nails cut.'

'If the lion doesn't eat him, we'll eat him.'

"HEY!!! That's not my color!!!"

'Did you notice how her pink nail polish clashes with her red tricycle?'

'Please, Mom! All the other kids are wearing them.'

"Pedicure is booming, but manicure is dead."