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'When I said I was looking forward to a woman's touch about the place . . .'

The adoration of the gels.

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

A Manicure

Kissing the Fish

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

"Every Thursday I do her nails."

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

'You're on Deck! Wilson! Hurry up with that pedicure!'

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

'I grow all our tomatoes. I grow all our spinach. All you do is complain about the cost of my twice weekly manicures.'

The Manicure.

"Relax. I'm just here to trim your nails."

Red in tooth and claw.

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

Our manicure special today is 'Text Message Tips.' I contour your nails so you can hit all those tiny little keys!

'What do you think? Edible nail polish.'

'My best client? You must be kidding. When she comes I work like for four people but I only receive one person's tips.'

God's Manicure.

'You don't know how lucky you are having tentacles instead of arms. I spend a fortune in manicure.'

"I said I wanted to go to Stacey's Nail Bar."

Cuticles Ugly-cles.

'Now, will you consider cutting your toenails?'

"You have a long life line... and where DO you get your nails done?"

'I think your 10 o' clock appointment's arrived.'

Nail Gun Manicure

'Please, Mom! All the other kids are wearing them.'

'If the lion doesn't eat him, we'll eat him.'

"HEY!!! That's not my color!!!"

"Pedicure is booming, but manicure is dead."

'Go ahead. I just love to have my nails cut.'

Nail Clippers Circle Like Sharks.