Nail Varnish Enthusiast Gifts

'When I said I was looking forward to a woman's touch about the place . . .'

The adoration of the gels.

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

A Manicure

Kissing the Fish

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

"Every Thursday I do her nails."

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

'You're on Deck! Wilson! Hurry up with that pedicure!'

'I grow all our tomatoes. I grow all our spinach. All you do is complain about the cost of my twice weekly manicures.'

The Manicure.

'This is DESTROYING my manicure, Steve!'

"Relax. I'm just here to trim your nails."

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

Our manicure special today is 'Text Message Tips.' I contour your nails so you can hit all those tiny little keys!

Red in tooth and claw.

'What do you think? Edible nail polish.'

'My best client? You must be kidding. When she comes I work like for four people but I only receive one person's tips.'

"I said I wanted to go to Stacey's Nail Bar."

'You don't know how lucky you are having tentacles instead of arms. I spend a fortune in manicure.'

Ladies night at the bowling alley.

God's Manicure.

Cuticles Ugly-cles.

Manicures. New style. It looks like they're creating something hazardous there. It's not nice pointing fingers.

Nail Gun Manicure

"Pedicure is booming, but manicure is dead."

'Go ahead. I just love to have my nails cut.'

"HEY!!! That's not my color!!!"

'I think your 10 o' clock appointment's arrived.'

'If the lion doesn't eat him, we'll eat him.'

'Now, will you consider cutting your toenails?'

'Please, Mom! All the other kids are wearing them.'

"You have a long life line... and where DO you get your nails done?"