Nail Polish Aficionado Gifts

'You're on Deck! Wilson! Hurry up with that pedicure!'

The adoration of the gels.

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

A Manicure

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

"Every Thursday I do her nails."

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

'I grow all our tomatoes. I grow all our spinach. All you do is complain about the cost of my twice weekly manicures.'

'This is DESTROYING my manicure, Steve!'

The Manicure.

"Relax. I'm just here to trim your nails."

Our manicure special today is 'Text Message Tips.' I contour your nails so you can hit all those tiny little keys!

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

Red in tooth and claw.

'What do you think? Edible nail polish.'

'My best client? You must be kidding. When she comes I work like for four people but I only receive one person's tips.'

'You don't know how lucky you are having tentacles instead of arms. I spend a fortune in manicure.'

God's Manicure.

"I said I wanted to go to Stacey's Nail Bar."

Ladies night at the bowling alley.

Cuticles Ugly-cles.

'Now, will you consider cutting your toenails?'

Manicures. New style. It looks like they're creating something hazardous there. It's not nice pointing fingers.

'Please, Mom! All the other kids are wearing them.'

"HEY!!! That's not my color!!!"

'If the lion doesn't eat him, we'll eat him.'

"You have a long life line... and where DO you get your nails done?"

'Go ahead. I just love to have my nails cut.'

"Pedicure is booming, but manicure is dead."

Nail Gun Manicure

'I think your 10 o' clock appointment's arrived.'

Nail Clippers Circle Like Sharks.

'Mom sure goes to the doctor a lot. She's always going to get something called her mani cured.'

'She has to stay inside. She just had her nails done.'

'I'm feeling glamorous today - I've painted my toe-nails.'