Nail Polish Aficionado Gifts

'You're on Deck! Wilson! Hurry up with that pedicure!'

The adoration of the gels.

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

A Manicure

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

"Every Thursday I do her nails."

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

"Relax. I'm just here to trim your nails."

'I grow all our tomatoes. I grow all our spinach. All you do is complain about the cost of my twice weekly manicures.'

The Manicure.

Red in tooth and claw.

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

Our manicure special today is 'Text Message Tips.' I contour your nails so you can hit all those tiny little keys!

'What do you think? Edible nail polish.'

'My best client? You must be kidding. When she comes I work like for four people but I only receive one person's tips.'

God's Manicure.

'You don't know how lucky you are having tentacles instead of arms. I spend a fortune in manicure.'

"I said I wanted to go to Stacey's Nail Bar."

Cuticles Ugly-cles.

"HEY!!! That's not my color!!!"

'Please, Mom! All the other kids are wearing them.'

'I think your 10 o' clock appointment's arrived.'

'Now, will you consider cutting your toenails?'

"Pedicure is booming, but manicure is dead."

"You have a long life line... and where DO you get your nails done?"

Nail Gun Manicure

'If the lion doesn't eat him, we'll eat him.'

'Go ahead. I just love to have my nails cut.'

Nail Clippers Circle Like Sharks.

'I'm feeling glamorous today - I've painted my toe-nails.'

'Mom sure goes to the doctor a lot. She's always going to get something called her mani cured.'

'She has to stay inside. She just had her nails done.'

'Women love their nails, so next time she suggests you get fixed, tell her only if she gets declawed.'