Nail Polish Addict Gifts

A Manicure

The adoration of the gels.

Tool Box

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

"Every Thursday I do her nails."

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

'You're on Deck! Wilson! Hurry up with that pedicure!'

'I grow all our tomatoes. I grow all our spinach. All you do is complain about the cost of my twice weekly manicures.'

"Relax. I'm just here to trim your nails."

The Manicure.

'This is DESTROYING my manicure, Steve!'

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

Red in tooth and claw.

Our manicure special today is 'Text Message Tips.' I contour your nails so you can hit all those tiny little keys!

'My best client? You must be kidding. When she comes I work like for four people but I only receive one person's tips.'

Ladies night at the bowling alley.

God's Manicure.

"I said I wanted to go to Stacey's Nail Bar."

'You don't know how lucky you are having tentacles instead of arms. I spend a fortune in manicure.'

Cuticles Ugly-cles.

'I think your 10 o' clock appointment's arrived.'

"You have a long life line... and where DO you get your nails done?"

Nail Gun Manicure

'Now, will you consider cutting your toenails?'

'Please, Mom! All the other kids are wearing them.'

'If the lion doesn't eat him, we'll eat him.'

'Did you notice how her pink nail polish clashes with her red tricycle?'

'Go ahead. I just love to have my nails cut.'

"HEY!!! That's not my color!!!"

"Pedicure is booming, but manicure is dead."

Manicures. New style. It looks like they're creating something hazardous there. It's not nice pointing fingers.

Nail Clippers Circle Like Sharks.

'I'm feeling glamorous today - I've painted my toe-nails.'

'She has to stay inside. She just had her nails done.'

'Mom sure goes to the doctor a lot. She's always going to get something called her mani cured.'