Nail Polish Enthusiast Gifts

Your call is very important to us. It allows our nails to dry while we keep you on hold.

"Does this shade of nail polish make me look fat?"

The adoration of the gels.

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

A Manicure

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

"Every Thursday I do her nails."

'You're on Deck! Wilson! Hurry up with that pedicure!'

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

"Relax. I'm just here to trim your nails."

'I grow all our tomatoes. I grow all our spinach. All you do is complain about the cost of my twice weekly manicures.'

'This is DESTROYING my manicure, Steve!'

The Manicure.

'That line means good managerial skills!'

Our manicure special today is 'Text Message Tips.' I contour your nails so you can hit all those tiny little keys!

Red in tooth and claw.

Palm Reading

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

'My best client? You must be kidding. When she comes I work like for four people but I only receive one person's tips.'

'What do you think? Edible nail polish.'

Ladies night at the bowling alley.

God's Manicure.

'You don't know how lucky you are having tentacles instead of arms. I spend a fortune in manicure.'

"Yes I can read palms and if you don't remove yours from my thigh, you'll be reading my palm with your face!"

"I said I wanted to go to Stacey's Nail Bar."

Cuticles Ugly-cles.

'Will I run for President, you ask? H-m-m-m...let's see what the ol' 'Palm' reading predicts!'

"You have a long life line... and where DO you get your nails done?"

'Now, will you consider cutting your toenails?'

'Please, Mom! All the other kids are wearing them.'

'Go ahead. I just love to have my nails cut.'

'If the lion doesn't eat him, we'll eat him.'

"HEY!!! That's not my color!!!"

'I think your 10 o' clock appointment's arrived.'

Manicures. New style. It looks like they're creating something hazardous there. It's not nice pointing fingers.