Nail Polish Lover Mugs

Cosmetics Dept: 'Maybe you've been using paint, when you should be using nails...'

The adoration of the gels.

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

A Manicure

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

"Every Thursday I do her nails."

'You're on Deck! Wilson! Hurry up with that pedicure!'

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

The Manicure.

'This is DESTROYING my manicure, Steve!'

'I grow all our tomatoes. I grow all our spinach. All you do is complain about the cost of my twice weekly manicures.'

"Relax. I'm just here to trim your nails."

Red in tooth and claw.

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

Our manicure special today is 'Text Message Tips.' I contour your nails so you can hit all those tiny little keys!

'My best client? You must be kidding. When she comes I work like for four people but I only receive one person's tips.'

'What do you think? Edible nail polish.'

Ladies night at the bowling alley.

"I said I wanted to go to Stacey's Nail Bar."

'You don't know how lucky you are having tentacles instead of arms. I spend a fortune in manicure.'

God's Manicure.

Cuticles Ugly-cles.

"You have a long life line... and where DO you get your nails done?"

'Now, will you consider cutting your toenails?'

Nail Gun Manicure

'I think your 10 o' clock appointment's arrived.'

'Go ahead. I just love to have my nails cut.'

'Please, Mom! All the other kids are wearing them.'

'If the lion doesn't eat him, we'll eat him.'

'Did you notice how her pink nail polish clashes with her red tricycle?'

"HEY!!! That's not my color!!!"

"Pedicure is booming, but manicure is dead."

Manicures. New style. It looks like they're creating something hazardous there. It's not nice pointing fingers.

Nail Clippers Circle Like Sharks.

'I'm feeling glamorous today - I've painted my toe-nails.'