Nail Polish Lover Pillows

Cosmetics Dept: 'Maybe you've been using paint, when you should be using nails...'

The adoration of the gels.

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

A Manicure

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

"Every Thursday I do her nails."

'You're on Deck! Wilson! Hurry up with that pedicure!'

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

'I grow all our tomatoes. I grow all our spinach. All you do is complain about the cost of my twice weekly manicures.'

The Manicure.

"Relax. I'm just here to trim your nails."

Our manicure special today is 'Text Message Tips.' I contour your nails so you can hit all those tiny little keys!

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

Red in tooth and claw.

'My best client? You must be kidding. When she comes I work like for four people but I only receive one person's tips.'

'What do you think? Edible nail polish.'

God's Manicure.

'You don't know how lucky you are having tentacles instead of arms. I spend a fortune in manicure.'

"I said I wanted to go to Stacey's Nail Bar."

Cuticles Ugly-cles.

'If the lion doesn't eat him, we'll eat him.'

"Pedicure is booming, but manicure is dead."

'Go ahead. I just love to have my nails cut.'

"HEY!!! That's not my color!!!"

'Now, will you consider cutting your toenails?'

"You have a long life line... and where DO you get your nails done?"

'Did you notice how her pink nail polish clashes with her red tricycle?'

'I think your 10 o' clock appointment's arrived.'

Nail Gun Manicure

'Please, Mom! All the other kids are wearing them.'

Nail Clippers Circle Like Sharks.

'Mom sure goes to the doctor a lot. She's always going to get something called her mani cured.'

'I'm feeling glamorous today - I've painted my toe-nails.'