Nail Art Lover Pillows

'Let's go, let's go! Get back on the track!'

'Mom sure goes to the doctor a lot. She's always going to get something called her mani cured.'

'She has to stay inside. She just had her nails done.'

Swiss Army Nails

Ladies night at the bowling alley.

The Manicure.

'It's annoying: With all this digging, I always have dirty or broken fingernails...'

Tina's Nail Bar.

'You don't know how lucky you are having tentacles instead of arms. I spend a fortune in manicure.'

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

"Hello Moira, long time no see."

The adoration of the gels.

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

A Manicure

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

"Every Thursday I do her nails."

'You're on Deck! Wilson! Hurry up with that pedicure!'

Exhibition of Paint Colors.

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

'I grow all our tomatoes. I grow all our spinach. All you do is complain about the cost of my twice weekly manicures.'

"Relax. I'm just here to trim your nails."

Level up your game with a MANicure.

'This is DESTROYING my manicure, Steve!'

Red in tooth and claw.

Our manicure special today is 'Text Message Tips.' I contour your nails so you can hit all those tiny little keys!

'What do you think? Edible nail polish.'

'My best client? You must be kidding. When she comes I work like for four people but I only receive one person's tips.'

God's Manicure.

"I said I wanted to go to Stacey's Nail Bar."

Nail shop offers cell phone covers that match painted nails.

Cuticles Ugly-cles.

'Now, will you consider cutting your toenails?'

'So what are you doing tonight, babe?'

"You have a long life line... and where DO you get your nails done?"