Nail Art Fanatic Pillows

'My best client? You must be kidding. When she comes I work like for four people but I only receive one person's tips.'

'Can you a bit of paint on these?'

Cuticles Ugly-cles.

The adoration of the gels.

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

A Manicure

"Perhaps in my next life I'll be a jpeg."

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

"Every Thursday I do her nails."

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

'You're on Deck! Wilson! Hurry up with that pedicure!'

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

The Manicure.

'I grow all our tomatoes. I grow all our spinach. All you do is complain about the cost of my twice weekly manicures.'

'This is DESTROYING my manicure, Steve!'

Level up your game with a MANicure.

"Relax. I'm just here to trim your nails."

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

Veni, Vidi, Vici, Mani, Pedi.

Red in tooth and claw.

Our manicure special today is 'Text Message Tips.' I contour your nails so you can hit all those tiny little keys!

'What do you think? Edible nail polish.'

God's Manicure.

"I said I wanted to go to Stacey's Nail Bar."

'You don't know how lucky you are having tentacles instead of arms. I spend a fortune in manicure.'

Ladies night at the bowling alley.

Nail shop offers cell phone covers that match painted nails.

Gustave Courbet

"Pedicure is booming, but manicure is dead."

'If the lion doesn't eat him, we'll eat him.'

'I think your 10 o' clock appointment's arrived.'

Nail Gun Manicure

'Now, will you consider cutting your toenails?'