Nail Art Fanatic Mugs

'My best client? You must be kidding. When she comes I work like for four people but I only receive one person's tips.'

'Can you a bit of paint on these?'

Cuticles Ugly-cles.

The adoration of the gels.

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

A Manicure

"Perhaps in my next life I'll be a jpeg."

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

"Every Thursday I do her nails."

'You're on Deck! Wilson! Hurry up with that pedicure!'

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

"Relax. I'm just here to trim your nails."

'I grow all our tomatoes. I grow all our spinach. All you do is complain about the cost of my twice weekly manicures.'

The Manicure.

Level up your game with a MANicure.

Our manicure special today is 'Text Message Tips.' I contour your nails so you can hit all those tiny little keys!

Veni, Vidi, Vici, Mani, Pedi.

Red in tooth and claw.

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

'What do you think? Edible nail polish.'

God's Manicure.

'You don't know how lucky you are having tentacles instead of arms. I spend a fortune in manicure.'

"I said I wanted to go to Stacey's Nail Bar."

Nail shop offers cell phone covers that match painted nails.

'So what are you doing tonight, babe?'

Nail Gun Manicure

"Pedicure is booming, but manicure is dead."

'Please, Mom! All the other kids are wearing them.'

'Now, will you consider cutting your toenails?'

Gustave Courbet

'If the lion doesn't eat him, we'll eat him.'

'Go ahead. I just love to have my nails cut.'