Nail Art Admirer Mugs

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

Actually, Running Deer, we usually just paint our faces.

'Please, Mom! All the other kids are wearing them.'

The adoration of the gels.

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

Wordplay: Gastropod.

A Manicure

'Do you mind!!?'

Snail Man

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

"Every Thursday I do her nails."

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

Snail Mail

'You're on Deck! Wilson! Hurry up with that pedicure!'

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

In the art gallery

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'

'Well, actually my first big break was a slither-on part in 'one was flown into the cuckoo's nest'.'

Little girl imitating a painting in an art gallery

"The last doggy bag."

'I grow all our tomatoes. I grow all our spinach. All you do is complain about the cost of my twice weekly manicures.'

"This was his real breakthrough piece."

A Night In the Art Gallery

Snail crossing

"Relax. I'm just here to trim your nails."

'This is DESTROYING my manicure, Steve!'

'Yes. I'm from India. . . How did you guess?'

The Manicure.

Unique Whale Migrating Methods.

Level up your game with a MANicure.

'Be careful what you say around Marjorie...'

"Everything I had in my shell is now on my tablet."

For Sale By Owner

Red in tooth and claw.