Nail Art Admirer Mugs

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

'Please, Mom! All the other kids are wearing them.'

The adoration of the gels.

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

Wordplay: Gastropod.

A Manicure

'Do you mind!!?'

Snail Man

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

"Every Thursday I do her nails."

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

'You're on Deck! Wilson! Hurry up with that pedicure!'

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

In the art gallery

Snail Mail

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'

Little girl imitating a painting in an art gallery

"The last doggy bag."

"Relax. I'm just here to trim your nails."

'Well, actually my first big break was a slither-on part in 'one was flown into the cuckoo's nest'.'

'I grow all our tomatoes. I grow all our spinach. All you do is complain about the cost of my twice weekly manicures.'

'Yes. I'm from India. . . How did you guess?'

Snail crossing

A Night In the Art Gallery

"This was his real breakthrough piece."

The Manicure.

Level up your game with a MANicure.

Unique Whale Migrating Methods.

'Be careful what you say around Marjorie...'

"I tried life in the fast lane...got rear-ended."

"Everything I had in my shell is now on my tablet."

'It was one of the great notes and was played by Beethoven and Lennon.'

Red in tooth and claw.

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