Nail Art Devotee Mugs

'This is DESTROYING my manicure, Steve!'

The adoration of the gels.

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

A Manicure

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

"Every Thursday I do her nails."

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

'You're on Deck! Wilson! Hurry up with that pedicure!'

The Manicure.

Level up your game with a MANicure.

'I grow all our tomatoes. I grow all our spinach. All you do is complain about the cost of my twice weekly manicures.'

"Relax. I'm just here to trim your nails."

Our manicure special today is 'Text Message Tips.' I contour your nails so you can hit all those tiny little keys!

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

Veni, Vidi, Vici, Mani, Pedi.

Red in tooth and claw.

'My best client? You must be kidding. When she comes I work like for four people but I only receive one person's tips.'

'What do you think? Edible nail polish.'

Ladies night at the bowling alley.

God's Manicure.

"I said I wanted to go to Stacey's Nail Bar."

'You don't know how lucky you are having tentacles instead of arms. I spend a fortune in manicure.'

Cuticles Ugly-cles.

Nail shop offers cell phone covers that match painted nails.

"Pedicure is booming, but manicure is dead."

'Now, will you consider cutting your toenails?'

"You have a long life line... and where DO you get your nails done?"

Manicures. New style. It looks like they're creating something hazardous there. It's not nice pointing fingers.

'So what are you doing tonight, babe?'

'I think your 10 o' clock appointment's arrived.'

Nail Gun Manicure

'Please, Mom! All the other kids are wearing them.'

'Go ahead. I just love to have my nails cut.'

'If the lion doesn't eat him, we'll eat him.'