Nail Art Devotee Gifts

The adoration of the gels.

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

A Manicure

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

"Every Thursday I do her nails."

'You're on Deck! Wilson! Hurry up with that pedicure!'

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

"Relax. I'm just here to trim your nails."

'I grow all our tomatoes. I grow all our spinach. All you do is complain about the cost of my twice weekly manicures.'

The Manicure.

Level up your game with a MANicure.

Veni, Vidi, Vici, Mani, Pedi.

Our manicure special today is 'Text Message Tips.' I contour your nails so you can hit all those tiny little keys!

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

Red in tooth and claw.

'My best client? You must be kidding. When she comes I work like for four people but I only receive one person's tips.'

'What do you think? Edible nail polish.'

'You don't know how lucky you are having tentacles instead of arms. I spend a fortune in manicure.'

"I said I wanted to go to Stacey's Nail Bar."

God's Manicure.

Cuticles Ugly-cles.

Nail shop offers cell phone covers that match painted nails.

'Please, Mom! All the other kids are wearing them.'

Nail Gun Manicure

"Pedicure is booming, but manicure is dead."

'Go ahead. I just love to have my nails cut.'

"You have a long life line... and where DO you get your nails done?"

"I'm not helping you out of the TAR PIT!! I might break a nail!!"

'If the lion doesn't eat him, we'll eat him.'

'Now, will you consider cutting your toenails?'

'I think your 10 o' clock appointment's arrived.'

'So what are you doing tonight, babe?'