Nail Artist Pillows

Level up your game with a MANicure.

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

'Not again?!! A perfectly good game spoilt by dirty fingernails.'

'So what are you doing tonight, babe?'

"I got a manicure."

The adoration of the gels.

Tool Box

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

A Manicure

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

"Every Thursday I do her nails."

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

'You're on Deck! Wilson! Hurry up with that pedicure!'

The Manicure.

'I grow all our tomatoes. I grow all our spinach. All you do is complain about the cost of my twice weekly manicures.'

"Relax. I'm just here to trim your nails."

'You don't have to worry about me, I just want to know who does your nails.'

Red in tooth and claw.

Veni, Vidi, Vici, Mani, Pedi.

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

Our manicure special today is 'Text Message Tips.' I contour your nails so you can hit all those tiny little keys!

'My best client? You must be kidding. When she comes I work like for four people but I only receive one person's tips.'

'What do you think? Edible nail polish.'

God's Manicure.

"I said I wanted to go to Stacey's Nail Bar."

'You don't know how lucky you are having tentacles instead of arms. I spend a fortune in manicure.'

Cuticles Ugly-cles.

Nail shop offers cell phone covers that match painted nails.

Nail Gun Manicure

"Pedicure is booming, but manicure is dead."

'If the lion doesn't eat him, we'll eat him.'

'I think your 10 o' clock appointment's arrived.'

'Now, will you consider cutting your toenails?'

'By George, Sir, I've been everywhere, everywhere!...

Clipping the toenails on the feet of the bath.