Nail Art Lovers Pillows

'What do you think? Edible nail polish.'

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

The adoration of the gels.

A Manicure

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

"Every Thursday I do her nails."

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

'You're on Deck! Wilson! Hurry up with that pedicure!'

'I grow all our tomatoes. I grow all our spinach. All you do is complain about the cost of my twice weekly manicures.'

Level up your game with a MANicure.

"Relax. I'm just here to trim your nails."

The Manicure.

'This is DESTROYING my manicure, Steve!'

Our manicure special today is 'Text Message Tips.' I contour your nails so you can hit all those tiny little keys!

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

Veni, Vidi, Vici, Mani, Pedi.

Red in tooth and claw.

'My best client? You must be kidding. When she comes I work like for four people but I only receive one person's tips.'

"I said I wanted to go to Stacey's Nail Bar."

God's Manicure.

Ladies night at the bowling alley.

'You don't know how lucky you are having tentacles instead of arms. I spend a fortune in manicure.'

Nail shop offers cell phone covers that match painted nails.

Cuticles Ugly-cles.

'Please, Mom! All the other kids are wearing them.'

Nail Gun Manicure

'So what are you doing tonight, babe?'

"Pedicure is booming, but manicure is dead."

"You have a long life line... and where DO you get your nails done?"

Manicures. New style. It looks like they're creating something hazardous there. It's not nice pointing fingers.

'If the lion doesn't eat him, we'll eat him.'

'Go ahead. I just love to have my nails cut.'

"I'm not helping you out of the TAR PIT!! I might break a nail!!"

'Now, will you consider cutting your toenails?'