Nail Art Lovers Pillows

'What do you think? Edible nail polish.'

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

The adoration of the gels.

A Manicure

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

"Every Thursday I do her nails."

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

'You're on Deck! Wilson! Hurry up with that pedicure!'

"Relax. I'm just here to trim your nails."

Level up your game with a MANicure.

'I grow all our tomatoes. I grow all our spinach. All you do is complain about the cost of my twice weekly manicures.'

The Manicure.

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

Veni, Vidi, Vici, Mani, Pedi.

Our manicure special today is 'Text Message Tips.' I contour your nails so you can hit all those tiny little keys!

Red in tooth and claw.

'My best client? You must be kidding. When she comes I work like for four people but I only receive one person's tips.'

God's Manicure.

"I said I wanted to go to Stacey's Nail Bar."

'You don't know how lucky you are having tentacles instead of arms. I spend a fortune in manicure.'

Cuticles Ugly-cles.

Nail shop offers cell phone covers that match painted nails.

'I think your 10 o' clock appointment's arrived.'

'Please, Mom! All the other kids are wearing them.'

'So what are you doing tonight, babe?'

Nail Gun Manicure

'Go ahead. I just love to have my nails cut.'

"You have a long life line... and where DO you get your nails done?"

'Now, will you consider cutting your toenails?'

"Pedicure is booming, but manicure is dead."

'If the lion doesn't eat him, we'll eat him.'

"I'm not helping you out of the TAR PIT!! I might break a nail!!"

Nail Clippers Circle Like Sharks.