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'Oh! Oh! I think I broke a fingernail!'

'We're cutting staff - I'll keep your details on our file.'

The adoration of the gels.

'Do you like my manicure?'

'But Honey, I can't go for a kill now: I've just had a manicure...'

Tina's Nail Bar.

Boomerang Toenail

God's Manicure.

Nail envy

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

A Manicure

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

"Every Thursday I do her nails."

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

'You're on Deck! Wilson! Hurry up with that pedicure!'

A Christmas tree self portrait

Two New Paintbrushes

The Manicure.

'I grow all our tomatoes. I grow all our spinach. All you do is complain about the cost of my twice weekly manicures.'

"Relax. I'm just here to trim your nails."

Eugene Delacroix

'This is DESTROYING my manicure, Steve!'

Level up your game with a MANicure.

'Life is too short to be little.'

Veni, Vidi, Vici, Mani, Pedi.

"Landscapes are nice but have considered painting still lifes?...maybe apples?"

Artist painting a dancer.

Our manicure special today is 'Text Message Tips.' I contour your nails so you can hit all those tiny little keys!

'I started out as a sculptor, but I kept hitting my thumb.'

Red in tooth and claw.

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

'What do you think? Edible nail polish.'

'My best client? You must be kidding. When she comes I work like for four people but I only receive one person's tips.'

"You paid 1000 words for this picture!?"