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Level up your game with a MANicure.

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

'Not again?!! A perfectly good game spoilt by dirty fingernails.'

'So what are you doing tonight, babe?'

"I got a manicure."

The adoration of the gels.

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

Tool Box

A Manicure

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

"Every Thursday I do her nails."

'You're on Deck! Wilson! Hurry up with that pedicure!'

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

"Relax. I'm just here to trim your nails."

'This is DESTROYING my manicure, Steve!'

The Manicure.

'I grow all our tomatoes. I grow all our spinach. All you do is complain about the cost of my twice weekly manicures.'

Veni, Vidi, Vici, Mani, Pedi.

'You don't have to worry about me, I just want to know who does your nails.'

Our manicure special today is 'Text Message Tips.' I contour your nails so you can hit all those tiny little keys!

Red in tooth and claw.

My New Year's resolution is to be a better person. Very noble. I want to work harder to improve the planet. What's your resolution, mom? Pretty much the same. To be a better-looking person? Hey! It's planetary cleanup. Nan's Hair and Nails.

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

'My best client? You must be kidding. When she comes I work like for four people but I only receive one person's tips.'

'What do you think? Edible nail polish.'

Ladies night at the bowling alley.

'You don't know how lucky you are having tentacles instead of arms. I spend a fortune in manicure.'

God's Manicure.

"I said I wanted to go to Stacey's Nail Bar."

Nail shop offers cell phone covers that match painted nails.

Cuticles Ugly-cles.

Manicures. New style. It looks like they're creating something hazardous there. It's not nice pointing fingers.

'Go ahead. I just love to have my nails cut.'

'I think your 10 o' clock appointment's arrived.'

'If the lion doesn't eat him, we'll eat him.'