Nail Care Aficionados Mugs

"Do you file your nails..?

The adoration of the gels.

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

A Manicure

Sheep In Curlers

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

"Every Thursday I do her nails."

'You're on Deck! Wilson! Hurry up with that pedicure!'

'You do a fine job guarding the place, we just need you to shed less.'

"Relax. I'm just here to trim your nails."

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

'This is DESTROYING my manicure, Steve!'

'I grow all our tomatoes. I grow all our spinach. All you do is complain about the cost of my twice weekly manicures.'

Red in tooth and claw.

'What do you think? Edible nail polish.'

'My best client? You must be kidding. When she comes I work like for four people but I only receive one person's tips.'

"I said I wanted to go to Stacey's Nail Bar."

"You never finish your screenplay, but you do achieve fuller, thicker hair."

God's Manicure.

Cuticles Ugly-cles.

"I guess I found your problem, Miss Rapunzel."

'I think your 10 o' clock appointment's arrived.'

'Now, will you consider cutting your toenails?'

"May be I should part my hair on the right."

"You have a long life line... and where DO you get your nails done?"

Nail Gun Manicure

'If the lion doesn't eat him, we'll eat him.'

"Pedicure is booming, but manicure is dead."

'Please, Mom! All the other kids are wearing them.'

Manicures. New style. It looks like they're creating something hazardous there. It's not nice pointing fingers.

'Go ahead. I just love to have my nails cut.'

Nail Clippers Circle Like Sharks.

'I'm feeling glamorous today - I've painted my toe-nails.'

Manicurist wanted by shipwrecked man

Husband - 'Honey, the Vandamyer's are here!' Wife - 'I'll be down in a minute dear! I'm just polishing my nails.' (Woman polishing metal nails).