Little Snail Admirer Mugs

"I'm off to school. . . Don't try to follow me."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

Wordplay: Gastropod.

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"I love this time of day."

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

'Son, sometimes I think you don't know your head from your tail. Come to think of it, it is tough.'

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

Honey Wallah

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

'Pray for me.'

Squirrel on the beach

"This'll be a cut and dried, no-drama procedure. Unless any squirrels show up, in which case all hell's gonna break loose."

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

A Venus cow trap.

"Charming, absolutely charming."

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

"Sorry, Pal. Sometimes nature's not very pretty."

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

"Trust me. Don't do it."