Quirky Snail Admirer Gifts

'Are you a football fan?'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"I love this time of day."

Wordplay: Gastropod.

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

"This'll be a cut and dried, no-drama procedure. Unless any squirrels show up, in which case all hell's gonna break loose."

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

Snail Racing

Squirrel on the beach

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Slug Bait- snails love it

No, I don

Local food for local consumption

You are what you eat!

'Do you mind!!?'

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

Snail Man

Snail Pattern Balding.

Ewww

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

Cartoon showing a group snails, one has a large shell underneath him. Another snail, observing, says to his mate: "Another basement conversion.".

ATM withdrawal

'Try one - they're crunchy on the outside with a chewy centre.'

'Stress'

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."