Quirky Snail Admirer Pillows

'Are you a football fan?'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"I love this time of day."

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

Wordplay: Gastropod.

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

Snail Racing

Slug Bait- snails love it

Squirrel on the beach

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Local food for local consumption

"This'll be a cut and dried, no-drama procedure. Unless any squirrels show up, in which case all hell's gonna break loose."

You are what you eat!

'Do you mind!!?'

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

Snail Pattern Balding.

Snail Man

Cartoon showing a group snails, one has a large shell underneath him. Another snail, observing, says to his mate: "Another basement conversion.".

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

ATM withdrawal

'Try one - they're crunchy on the outside with a chewy centre.'

'Stress'

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."