Snail Advocates Mugs

"I tried hurrying once, but it didn't get me anywhere."

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

Snail Racing

Slug Bait- snails love it

Local food for local consumption

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

"Trust me. Don't do it."

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

Snail Pattern Balding.

Cartoon showing a group snails, one has a large shell underneath him. Another snail, observing, says to his mate: "Another basement conversion.".

'Try one - they're crunchy on the outside with a chewy centre.'

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

Snail Coach

'Stress'

Grass huggers.

Snail: 'Do you mean to tell me I'm not a credible author?!'

"You're right, I can totally see my lung."

'I'm sorry, but just don't think I can handle a long distance relationship right now.'

"He's at that awkward age."

Snail with pc monitor.

Snail trap

"Apparently there's been a slowdown in China."

"It's not a real company, it's a shell company."

'The escargots are underdone.'