Snail Sympathizer T-Shirts

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

'It's always so sad when they repossess.'

Builder mistakes snail for measuring tape.

"Another self-build. . ."

"Hey guys, it's okay, it's only a salt substitute!"

"I've been evicted."

Wordplay: Gastropod.

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

Slug Bait- snails love it

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Local food for local consumption

Snail Racing

'Do you mind!!?'

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

Snail Man

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

Snail Pattern Balding.

Cartoon showing a group snails, one has a large shell underneath him. Another snail, observing, says to his mate: "Another basement conversion.".

'Try one - they're crunchy on the outside with a chewy centre.'

'Stress'

Snail: 'Do you mean to tell me I'm not a credible author?!'

Snail Coach

"You're right, I can totally see my lung."

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

Snail Mail

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'

'It says here that later in life they were able to patch things up and became best of friends.'

'I'm sorry, but just don't think I can handle a long distance relationship right now.'

Snail trap

Snail crossing

"It's not a real company, it's a shell company."