Snail Appreciator T-Shirts

"Believe it or not, we met on a speed date!"

"Bloody caravans..."

"Its getting so bad that I never leave home anymore."

"You need a slow connection to view my website."

"Little brother, we feel your pain."

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

Wordplay: Gastropod.

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

Snail Racing

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

Local food for local consumption

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Slug Bait- snails love it

"I've invested in property..."

'Do you mind!!?'

Cartoon showing a group snails, one has a large shell underneath him. Another snail, observing, says to his mate: "Another basement conversion.".

Snail Pattern Balding.

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

Snail Man

'Try one - they're crunchy on the outside with a chewy centre.'

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

Snail Mail

'Stress'

"You're right, I can totally see my lung."

Snail: 'Do you mean to tell me I'm not a credible author?!'

Snail Coach

"Whoa, dude. You're talking about the hive mind mentality at this company like it's a bad thing."

Fly Hospital: "Just a slight stinging then you'll be fast asleep."

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'