Snail Savior Pillows

"Oh boy, I'm seriously dehydrated, I'm stuck: Get me a drink quick please..."

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

Wordplay: Gastropod.

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

'Do you mind!!?'

Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

Snail Man

'Stress'

Snail Mail

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'

"It's not a real company, it's a shell company."

On holiday...

Unique Whale Migrating Methods.

Snail with pc monitor.

Snail crossing

'Yes. I'm from India. . . How did you guess?'

'The escargots are underdone.'

'Well, actually my first big break was a slither-on part in 'one was flown into the cuckoo's nest'.'

'Love your renovations.'

Escargots to Go. 'I told you this would never work in the fast food market!'

'Life is too short to be little.'

"So, you're staying in then?"

'Be careful what you say around Marjorie...'

'You're lucky! Your teacher never gives you any homework.'

"I tried life in the fast lane...got rear-ended."

"Never mind the cat! There's a squirrel stuck in a rainspout over on Lang Road!!"

"Will they ever realize that global warming is real?"

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

"I need a slower internet connection."

"Derek has re-invented himself."

"Everything I had in my shell is now on my tablet."

"I can recommend the snails, if you don't mind waiting."

For Sale By Owner

"So anyway, I found a worm on the path the other day and carried it to safety. Then I hear: 'Hey! I was heading the other way!"

"Your friend isn't in here, he's letting me AirBnB his shell."