Seal Savior Pillows

But who care for these poor little seal pups if I don't?

Seal hunters cutting a hole in the ice, while a seal cuts a hole around the hunters.

Successful in ending the seal hunt, Senator Mac Harb is abducted by a grateful herd and spirited away to a small island.

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

"Well thank you, and may I say you look quite handsome too..."

"It's not a moustache kiddo: It's nasal hair..."

'Why can't you collect shells like the other kids?'

Warmer Oceans/Apathy/Green Washing

Official Seal

Save our seals - "I doubt my little vote will make any difference."

"The cultural appropriation is annoying but the herring is delicious."

Seals on Wheels

'It's that bloody David Attenborough! It looks like one of us is about to die a gruesome, yet visually stunning death.'

"We've been hacked by our enemies! Is there anyone who know something about computers?"

"Behold! NOW is the accepted time to repent!"

'We've passed into the fourth dimension, professor! And look, old socks as far as the eye can see!'

Last Blue Tuna.

'No matter how many times I beat these guys they still don't take me serious.'

"Don't worry, I never get the jokes either, but if you clap your flippers, he'll throw you a fish..."

'I wish the different international teams of scientists would agree on a standard tagging system...'

"I better up your dosage to two baby seals."

Oil Spill.

Whaling boat with banner 'Save the krill'.

"It's elephants who never forget. Elephant seals forget all the time."

After Hours at Sea Lion Caves, Oregon.

'Grandpa stop! That's not a jellyfish! It's a plastic bag!'

"That's Bill, from tech support."

Tell me again why they call you man 'kind'?

'You suck milk out of your mum? That's disgusting!'

'Good news and bad...good, we can use you as spare parts for other people...'

Sea temperatures rising at alarming rate

"We'll have the grilled penguin."