Seal Savior Gifts

Seal hunters cutting a hole in the ice, while a seal cuts a hole around the hunters.

Successful in ending the seal hunt, Senator Mac Harb is abducted by a grateful herd and spirited away to a small island.

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

'Why can't you collect shells like the other kids?'

"It's not a moustache kiddo: It's nasal hair..."

"Well thank you, and may I say you look quite handsome too..."

Official Seal

Warmer Oceans/Apathy/Green Washing

Save our seals - "I doubt my little vote will make any difference."

"The cultural appropriation is annoying but the herring is delicious."

Seals on Wheels

'We've passed into the fourth dimension, professor! And look, old socks as far as the eye can see!'

'It's that bloody David Attenborough! It looks like one of us is about to die a gruesome, yet visually stunning death.'

"We've been hacked by our enemies! Is there anyone who know something about computers?"

"Behold! NOW is the accepted time to repent!"

Last Blue Tuna.

'No matter how many times I beat these guys they still don't take me serious.'

'I wish the different international teams of scientists would agree on a standard tagging system...'

"Don't worry, I never get the jokes either, but if you clap your flippers, he'll throw you a fish..."

"I better up your dosage to two baby seals."

Oil Spill.

After Hours at Sea Lion Caves, Oregon.

Whaling boat with banner 'Save the krill'.

"It's elephants who never forget. Elephant seals forget all the time."

'Grandpa stop! That's not a jellyfish! It's a plastic bag!'

"That's Bill, from tech support."

'Good news and bad...good, we can use you as spare parts for other people...'

Tell me again why they call you man 'kind'?

'You suck milk out of your mum? That's disgusting!'

"We'll have the grilled penguin."

Sea temperatures rising at alarming rate

'In preparing for his big speech Thorton practices freezing mindlessly in front of a mirror.'