Seal Lover Gifts

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'Aw, you win - again!'

"I always get anxious in large groups."

"Don't crowd me, baby."

"It's not a moustache kiddo: It's nasal hair..."

'Why can't you collect shells like the other kids?'

'The ice is quite thin this evening.'

'Sorry, we're full...'

"It's all very well they feed us fish when we work, but what about contributions to a retirement fund?"

Official Seal

"This is Howard, we met at whelkaholics."

Bite out of fishing pier.

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"I said slime."

Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.

Pirate

Waiting for a turn to swim.

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

Dog brings diver flippers.

'Alex - I didn't know you freckled.'

'Did you say psst?.'

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

The Imperfect Storm

How oysters get engaged.

"So tell me, exactly when do you think the Greenland ice cap will start to melt?"

'This is definitely not your typical beaching.'

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks