Seal Enthusiasts Gifts

Eric knew where all the real slappers hang out.

'In our day, we had to squeeze rubber balls on horns with our mouths to hear music.'

'I'm a talent-scout for a famous circus: Have you ever thought of joining the circus?'

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

Cat statues on entrance gate

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

"It's not a moustache kiddo: It's nasal hair..."

"Well thank you, and may I say you look quite handsome too..."

'So who's smoking?'

'Why can't you collect shells like the other kids?'

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

"The boss loves the positive feedback he gets every time he says something."

"She said yes! She's the seal of approval!"

Official Seal

A seal is riding atop a great white shark!

"My doctor told me I should start working out."

"So far so good, Bill's reverse psychology was working: no contenders had challenged him..."

Save our seals - "I doubt my little vote will make any difference."

"The cultural appropriation is annoying but the herring is delicious."

No Skateboard. No Slouching.

Seals on Wheels

Deadwood 25 miles

'Welcome to HARDNOSE CITY. . . Go directly to jail, next 3 exits.'

Wrong Way.

'It's that bloody David Attenborough! It looks like one of us is about to die a gruesome, yet visually stunning death.'

Closed Thursdays.

Last Real Tough-Minded Thinking for 200 Miles

'No matter how many times I beat these guys they still don't take me serious.'