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Eric knew where all the real slappers hang out.

'In our day, we had to squeeze rubber balls on horns with our mouths to hear music.'

'I'm a talent-scout for a famous circus: Have you ever thought of joining the circus?'

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Cat statues on entrance gate

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

'Why can't you collect shells like the other kids?'

"It's not a moustache kiddo: It's nasal hair..."

'So who's smoking?'

If you can read this, you're standing too close.

"Well thank you, and may I say you look quite handsome too..."

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

"The boss loves the positive feedback he gets every time he says something."

Will hide my face with this sign for food. ?

"My doctor told me I should start working out."

"So far so good, Bill's reverse psychology was working: no contenders had challenged him..."

Official Seal

A seal is riding atop a great white shark!

A 'DIVERSION' sign points to a crazy guy.

"She said yes! She's the seal of approval!"

Save our seals - "I doubt my little vote will make any difference."

"The cultural appropriation is annoying but the herring is delicious."

No Skateboard. No Slouching.

Seals on Wheels

Wrong Way.

'Welcome to HARDNOSE CITY. . . Go directly to jail, next 3 exits.'

Deadwood 25 miles

'It's that bloody David Attenborough! It looks like one of us is about to die a gruesome, yet visually stunning death.'

'Mike has had a lifelong dream of working at Sea World.'