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"Don't worry, you don't have to succeed all the time, she'll give you a fish as long as you try..."

"Come on, be a sport, come back next week to challenge me: I'm so looking forward to Father's Day on the weekend. . ."

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'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'Do you think that's wise?'

Born In Captivity.

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

City Boy.

Career Choices

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'The Burrito King.'

'It was going well - until his power suit short-circuited.'

Laughing Zone Ahead

'The Buck Stops Here.'

'That's Oog -- he got a haircut and a job.'

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

"I am dressed for the job I want."

Changing Room Decisions

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

'He may look important, but his briefcase is full of bones.'

Penguin suit fitting.

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

'Are you done yet?'

'Why can't you collect shells like the other kids?'

"With this suit, I hereby establish dominion over my male identity."

"It's not a moustache kiddo: It's nasal hair..."

'Bark less, work more.'

"Well thank you, and may I say you look quite handsome too..."

'Don't worry about this meeting. I got everything we need right up here.'

"If Marcus Aurelius himself were standing here today, I'm sure he would agree this suit reflects perfectly your stoic sensibilities."

"The Board just wants to be sure you're well supported."

'Hey! is that a good fit or not?'

"The boss loves the positive feedback he gets every time he says something."

"Miss. Wilcox, get me the coast."

'Fortunately I'm a big guy.'