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"Don't worry, you don't have to succeed all the time, she'll give you a fish as long as you try..."

"Come on, be a sport, come back next week to challenge me: I'm so looking forward to Father's Day on the weekend. . ."

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'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'Do you think that's wise?'

Born In Captivity.

Career Choices

City Boy.

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'The Burrito King.'

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'That's Oog -- he got a haircut and a job.'

'It was going well - until his power suit short-circuited.'

Laughing Zone Ahead

'The Buck Stops Here.'

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

"I am dressed for the job I want."

Changing Room Decisions

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

'Are you done yet?'

'He may look important, but his briefcase is full of bones.'

Penguin suit fitting.

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

'Bark less, work more.'

"It's not a moustache kiddo: It's nasal hair..."

"Well thank you, and may I say you look quite handsome too..."

"With this suit, I hereby establish dominion over my male identity."

'Why can't you collect shells like the other kids?'

'Don't worry about this meeting. I got everything we need right up here.'

"The Board just wants to be sure you're well supported."

"The boss loves the positive feedback he gets every time he says something."

'Hey! is that a good fit or not?'

"Miss. Wilcox, get me the coast."

"Well, if you give me the job I'll be able to afford a suit, won't I?!"

"She said yes! She's the seal of approval!"