Seal Admirers T-Shirts

"Don't worry, I quite enjoy a fishy breath: Now, open wide..."

'Oh my God. I love it!'

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"I don't do windows."

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

'Why can't you collect shells like the other kids?'

"Well thank you, and may I say you look quite handsome too..."

Company Ink.

"It's not a moustache kiddo: It's nasal hair..."

"The boss loves the positive feedback he gets every time he says something."

"The shell has a high SPF, but I still need sunscreen for the rest of me."

Official Seal

"So far so good, Bill's reverse psychology was working: no contenders had challenged him..."

"She said yes! She's the seal of approval!"

A seal is riding atop a great white shark!

"My doctor told me I should start working out."

Save our seals - "I doubt my little vote will make any difference."

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

"I only came in to get my eyes done."

"The cultural appropriation is annoying but the herring is delicious."

"That was 'Salt Peanuts'."

Seals on Wheels

Eric knew where all the real slappers hang out.

'It's that bloody David Attenborough! It looks like one of us is about to die a gruesome, yet visually stunning death.'

'No matter how many times I beat these guys they still don't take me serious.'

"I take it back: You might look at bit clumsy on land, but boy you're amazingly agile in the water!"

"Don't worry, I never get the jokes either, but if you clap your flippers, he'll throw you a fish..."

After Hours at Sea Lion Caves, Oregon.

'Sunning ourselves works alright, but nothing beats a good fire to really warm you up...'