Seal Admirers Mugs

"Don't worry, I quite enjoy a fishy breath: Now, open wide..."

'Oh my God. I love it!'

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"I don't do windows."

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

"Well thank you, and may I say you look quite handsome too..."

'Why can't you collect shells like the other kids?'

"It's not a moustache kiddo: It's nasal hair..."

Company Ink.

"How can you cross the road so decisively? I have to stop halfway across every time to rethink it."

"The boss loves the positive feedback he gets every time he says something."

A seal is riding atop a great white shark!

"My doctor told me I should start working out."

"The shell has a high SPF, but I still need sunscreen for the rest of me."

Official Seal

"So far so good, Bill's reverse psychology was working: no contenders had challenged him..."

"She said yes! She's the seal of approval!"

Save our seals - "I doubt my little vote will make any difference."

"I only came in to get my eyes done."

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

"The cultural appropriation is annoying but the herring is delicious."

"That was 'Salt Peanuts'."

Seals on Wheels

'Mike has had a lifelong dream of working at Sea World.'

'It's that bloody David Attenborough! It looks like one of us is about to die a gruesome, yet visually stunning death.'

Eric knew where all the real slappers hang out.

'No matter how many times I beat these guys they still don't take me serious.'

"I take it back: You might look at bit clumsy on land, but boy you're amazingly agile in the water!"

"Don't worry, I never get the jokes either, but if you clap your flippers, he'll throw you a fish..."

'Whoa! Really? You offer a full refund on any engagement ring for up to two years?! Very cool!'

'Sunning ourselves works alright, but nothing beats a good fire to really warm you up...'

After Hours at Sea Lion Caves, Oregon.