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Seal Aerobic Classes.

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"Nuts to you, too."

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

Baby squirrel & Berries

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

Elephant with Balloons on Seesaw

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

"It's not a moustache kiddo: It's nasal hair..."

"Well thank you, and may I say you look quite handsome too..."

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

Happy birthday Darling!

'Why can't you collect shells like the other kids?'

"It's unusual to see them reading this time of year."

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

'What do you MEAN this IS the show?!! Let me see the tickets!'

"The boss loves the positive feedback he gets every time he says something."

"So far so good, Bill's reverse psychology was working: no contenders had challenged him..."

"She said yes! She's the seal of approval!"

"The cultural appropriation is annoying, but the herring is delicious!"

"My doctor told me I should start working out."

Official Seal

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

A seal is riding atop a great white shark!

Save our seals - "I doubt my little vote will make any difference."

"The cultural appropriation is annoying but the herring is delicious."