Seal Fan T-Shirts

'Are you sure this guy from Alaska is in a speed suit'

The seal of approval.

"The cultural appropriation is annoying, but the herring is delicious!"

'He's at this awkward teenage stage when your body doesn't grow evenly...'

You are awarded the Royal Seal of Approval.

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"I've invested in property..."

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

Elephant with Balloons on Seesaw

Lady Justice.

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

'Everyone's in a rush these days!'

"Well thank you, and may I say you look quite handsome too..."

"You've done an absolutely fabulous job with the house, Anne, and Gordon's so improved!"

'Love your renovations.'

Save our seals - "I doubt my little vote will make any difference."

"The cultural appropriation is annoying but the herring is delicious."

Seals on Wheels

"I wish you wouldn't keep going 'Vroom, Vroom'!"

'It's that bloody David Attenborough! It looks like one of us is about to die a gruesome, yet visually stunning death.'

'No matter how many times I beat these guys they still don't take me serious.'

'I give you an inch, Stanley, and you take a MILE. Whatever a mile is?'

"Don't worry, I never get the jokes either, but if you clap your flippers, he'll throw you a fish..."

"I've just been gazumped!"

Snail with lots of shells says: 'I've extended as far as possible, so there was nowhere to go but down.'

"It's elephants who never forget. Elephant seals forget all the time."

"I better up your dosage to two baby seals."

After Hours at Sea Lion Caves, Oregon.

"No, I don't recycle."

A restaurant called "Eat'n'Eat"

"I knew we should have come sooner - now we'll have to wait forever to use the equipment."

"We'll have the grilled penguin."