Seal Fan Gifts

'Are you sure this guy from Alaska is in a speed suit'

'What do you MEAN this IS the show?!! Let me see the tickets!'

The seal of approval.

"The cultural appropriation is annoying, but the herring is delicious!"

'Mom, Dad, what do you mean, I'm adopted?'

'He's at this awkward teenage stage when your body doesn't grow evenly...'

You are awarded the Royal Seal of Approval.

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"I've invested in property..."

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#^* arm.

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

Lady Justice.

Elephant with Balloons on Seesaw

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

'Everyone's in a rush these days!'

"Well thank you, and may I say you look quite handsome too..."

"You've done an absolutely fabulous job with the house, Anne, and Gordon's so improved!"

'Love your renovations.'

Save our seals - "I doubt my little vote will make any difference."

"The cultural appropriation is annoying but the herring is delicious."

Seals on Wheels

'It's that bloody David Attenborough! It looks like one of us is about to die a gruesome, yet visually stunning death.'

Sign: 'Gerrards Cross - Owens Volley'.

"I wish you wouldn't keep going 'Vroom, Vroom'!"

'No matter how many times I beat these guys they still don't take me serious.'

'I give you an inch, Stanley, and you take a MILE. Whatever a mile is?'

"Don't worry, I never get the jokes either, but if you clap your flippers, he'll throw you a fish..."

After Hours at Sea Lion Caves, Oregon.

"I've just been gazumped!"

"No, I don't recycle."

"It's elephants who never forget. Elephant seals forget all the time."

"I better up your dosage to two baby seals."