Sewing Fan Gifts

'Sew up the button hole.'

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

'Maths is fun!'

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

"I'm a monster."

'Still having problems finding day care?'

Scientists building a tower

Full work boxes: 'IN and MORE IN'.

"That's a new side effect of our mission to keep things together."

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

'...and what's more, they're all first editions.'

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

"My grandson said I was "woke" but I'm 90% certain I didn't even nod off"

"My, it feels good to sit down."

'They gave me this new cubicle with my own water fountain, treadmill, lunch dish... hey, wait a minute!'

'Well, Tom, your blood sugar is way too high!'

'Jimmy, what are you doing? The whole house will fall apart!'

A Cactus giving a Bulldozer driver a rude gesture as it is being knocked down for development

'What did I tell you about feeding your pet beaver table scraps?'

8th Annual Chainsaw Carving Competition

Door-to-Door Liposuction.

Campaign. And now I'd like to introduce the other half of the ticket! That's very risky. He's running with scissors.

Laundry. Press & Fold. Mother Superior said to use more fabric softener this time --- Old habits dry hard.

Bird's Mimicking the Three Little Pigs,

'So you were on your rowing machine, and then...?'

Virtual reality platform.

Character trucks #4 Pick-up.

Mary Raspberry

"You're describing a grand hotel!"

Cheating Sperm

'This should be fun... this is my brother-in-law's tax return!'