Rowing Machine Fan Gifts

'So you were on your rowing machine, and then...?'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Raptures

"What old school? This is my life."

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

Yoyo sheep

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

Moon Lander

'Remember to eat your 500,000 a day son!'

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"It's a scientific breakthrough! This seed will produce less corn...thus driving up the price!"

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

'Dad, are you sure this is building the right muscles for football?'

'It's the cows. They can't get past a cattle guard.'

Running out of Gas.

"My, it feels good to sit down."

'I got the job, Mom. You always said I'd make a living with my hands.'

You can always tell animals trained by 4H kids.

"My grandson said I was "woke" but I'm 90% certain I didn't even nod off"

So? You snort when you laugh, too.

Scotsman Playing Cow Bagpipes.

"...9...8...7...6...5...4...3..."

"One of your delicious ducks got into my yard yesterday."

'Is it true you're covered in genuine pigskin?'

U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.

"I think he may have progressed beyond just digging holes!!"

Free Range Eggs - ""I've decided to sell up. I'm having trouble making hens meet."

Rockets of Nasa and nasal.

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

"We raise our beef humanely."

'I told her not to follow me!'