Ice Machine Fan Gifts

'The ice machine's broken!!'

Maybe the gods aren't angry. Maybe the gods are just yanking our chain.

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

Look! There's a photo of our eco club's Earth Day actions in the newspaper! Sports. Power up the green machine!! I could use more copies. Me too. They're going to really power up my college applications.

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#^* arm.

Penguin Remote

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

TV Chef Cooking Range

Destination casinos...

"You have arrived at your destination."

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

Sunblock

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

'I love it when the ice rushes to my head.'

"Don't be lazy."

Eskimo putting fake snow on his Christmas tree

F&E Diner. Special. Eggloo. Tink tink. The "Eggloo" is a frozen omelet!

"Do you have any ice water? Hot chocolate goes right though me."

'Uh Oh...Looks like we're going to finally get a little winter.'

'Can we go back home now, Granny?'

'These casual Fridays are killing me.'

Tutti: When all voices sing at the same time.

'Will that be on the rocks?'

"Um...you have a little 'hare' in your nose."

"I guess I shouldn't have asked for the cherries jubilee to go!"

'Too bad... so much ice but not a single glass of lemonade!'

It's not a party until someone gets plowed.

"This coin must be 2,000 years old. Try not to put this one in a pop machine."

Welcome to Las Vegas - Forefront of the great American luck ethic.

'...I know it's a good discount but we don't need double glazing!'

"Did you not hear me when I said I wanted a colonial?"

Frozen Fish

"I'll open my weather app to see if it's snowing."