Ice Machine Fan Mugs

'The ice machine's broken!!'

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

Penguin Remote

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

Destination casinos...

TV Chef Cooking Range

"You have arrived at your destination."

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

Sunblock

"Do you have any ice water? Hot chocolate goes right though me."

'These casual Fridays are killing me.'

'Uh Oh...Looks like we're going to finally get a little winter.'

Eskimo putting fake snow on his Christmas tree

'Can we go back home now, Granny?'

"Don't be lazy."

Tutti: When all voices sing at the same time.

'Will that be on the rocks?'

'Too bad... so much ice but not a single glass of lemonade!'

Welcome to Las Vegas - Forefront of the great American luck ethic.

"This coin must be 2,000 years old. Try not to put this one in a pop machine."

"I guess I shouldn't have asked for the cherries jubilee to go!"

'...I know it's a good discount but we don't need double glazing!'

'So you were on your rowing machine, and then...?'

Frozen Fish