Ice Fishing Fan Gifts

"Don't be lazy."

"Get Whale Soon!"

Eskimo fishing over a submarine

"I'm thinning the ice."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

Hacking through ice in order to fish

Fish with a human in a bowl.

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

I told you we were late!

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

'Check out the old dude.'

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

'I just know I'm going to get a bite soon.'

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

Maybe the gods aren't angry. Maybe the gods are just yanking our chain.

'You wanted to go on a romantic outing. You're on a romantic outing.'

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#^* arm.

Fresh fish

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

Bear luring the fish out of a ice hole.

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